Subject: duckrescue one more thing... I have to vent about stupidity!!!!

Date: 10/25/06 2:55:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time

From: flduckgirl@yahoo.com

Reply-to: duckrescue@yahoogroups.com

To: duckrescue@yahoogroups.com

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When I went to pay for my new "ducky muck" shoes in Goodwill, the

STUPID girl behind the counter said "oh, do you hunt?"

 

WHAT?!?!! (excuse me while I throw up)

 

I said "I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT HUNT!!! I'm part of a duck RESCUE

network that SAVES ducks and that's what these shoes are for!!!"

 

The STUPID girl says "oh, I raise my ducks to eat them... but, I have

a pet turkey I'd never dream of eating."

 

It took every ounce of energy I had to not jump across the counter at

this STUPID white-trash redneck woman... I just had to say "we don't

need to discuss this issue any more then... I don't eat birds, I'm a

vegetarian."

 

Sometimes it's really hard for this city girl living in the "Redneck

Riviera"...

From: "Pug Lady"

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:40 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

 

Oh, heaven forbid someone raise an animal, know exactly what's in it, and

then...gasp..eat it!! What a bunch of crap...

Rebeca

From: "Pug Lady"

 

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 8:26 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

 

And what's with "duck rescue" anyways? I mean..we have about a bizillion

ducks around here-They've upped the hunting season length because there are

so many! What's next? Deer rescue? Yeah..we need to save more of those

suckers so they can stand in the middle of the damn road at midnight and

cause more accidents!!! Geesh..just what the hood of my car needs..more

deer...

Rebeca

From: "Indy"

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:42 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

 

You see, Rebeca, the "rescues" want to "rescue" ducks and deer from humanity

so they can die out in the wild from overpopulation and starvation as well

as disease, and even more importantly, those ducks need to be "saved" from

hunters so they can get ripped apart alive by wolves and coyotes that need

to eat and are far more cruel at killing than any human hunter worth his/her

salt! Now THAT is "compassion"!

 

:P

 

Geez, that "rescuer" post is going into the 'terminally stupid' section of

the site I'm working on. Duckgirl should've been shown the door for throwing

such an idiotic fit over a simple question.

 

-Indy

From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:44 AM

Subject: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

They will try to rescue anything to make a dollar.

http://pets.groups.yahoo.com/group/ratpalaceplace/

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:26 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Yes, they will "rescue" anything to make a dollar and puff their egos up.

 

-Indy

 

From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:38 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Think i'll start a group to rescue tadpoles. Or maybe lettuce. Or slugs...I know I'll start rescuing and rehoming Flies. Anyone want to send me your hard earned money for this cause? I'm not sure what I should charge for an adoption fee. $25.00 ?

 

From: "Valerie"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:17 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

I have an almost unnatural aversion to ticks, so while you're at it, could

you please rehome them to another area of the country...specifically

wherever that "city girl living in the redneck riviera" lives (the one who

was horrified that someone actually eats duck), that's be good!

 

My boyfriend in in South Dakota pheasant hunting this week...I can't wait to

cook pheasant...yum!!!

 

haha, have a good one!

 

Val

 

From: "Jasmine"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:09 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Oh! I want to start one for mosquitoes! They're so misunderstood

sniggers And I'll make more money than you, cause I'll charge $50

adoption fee!

 

Jasmine

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:36 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Lol Sure! Maybe I'll start a mosquito rescue and charge a 60$ "adoption"

fee, which also includes speuter of course! Lol

 

-Indy

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:49 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Drat Jasmine, okay, you can do the mosquito rescue! Ticks are spoken for as

well I see, so, hmmmmm, I'll start one for hornets!

 

Oh, and maybe a germ and virus one as well, after all, those poor viruses

have a right to live without abuse and getting slaughtered too!

 

Lololol

 

-Indy

 

From: "PLW"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:02 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

If nothing else....you guys keep me laughing....I would love to help with the mosquito rescue when you get it set up....we have lots of lost ones around here! We'll get rich and give the ARs a run for their money!!

 

From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:07 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Well we could work together and then we both would make lots of money..I could foster for you.

 

From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:15 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

If you doing hornets I ain't fostering for you LOL

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:22 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Aw, shucks, Thelma! You won't foster hornets!? What kind of uncaring - and

you call yourself a rescue!? Lolololol!

 

-Indy

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:20 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Hehe! You're welcome, and oh yes, definitely, those poor lost mosquitoes!

Roflol! I'm taking in hornets and people wanting to "adopt" babies will have

to put down a 10$ deposit, adoption fee is 100$ altogether! Oh, and I don't

breed, just collect the babies from the backyard nests of all the backyard

hornet breeders!

 

-Indy

 

From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:35 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Well I might if you reimburse me for my work

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:43 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Lol Sorry, whatever happens if they're in your custody I'm not liable for.

 

Bwahahaha!

 

-Indy

 

From: "Pug Lady"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:23 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

You're not going to ..gasp..BREED these mosquitoes are you??!!! These BABIES

need our love. We need to save them ALL, and nurture and love them! I can

t buy new shoes for my kid, but we'll have 50 billion friggin' mosquitoes

saved and counting! All of our money should go towards the skeeters!!! You

re just using them to make a quick buck! What kind of a "buggy mill" are

you running? I'm going to call all of my friends, and we'll sneek in and

release these winged KIDS! I'll also call Florida reps, and see what they

ll do! You know, the mosquito is Florida's state bird!! So now the whole

state of Florida hates you!! ROFLMAO !!!

Rebeca

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 3:11 PM

Subject: Re: spam Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

ROTFLOL! I'm laughing too hard to do anything constructive now! "Winged

kids" "Florida's state bird" "buggy mill" and so many other hilarious

statements in this post, Rebeca! I'm including this thread in the humor

section of my page!

 

-Indy

 

From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 5:48 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Can we do raids on homes where we think they have fly strips hanging?

I know of several barns we can raid !

Those horrible farmers don't care what they are doing when they hang those things up !!

I think we should make a video of the torture those flys endure once they are STUCK on the strips and take minutes to die.!!!

Maybe we can get the national geographic channel to air the video or do you think it may traumatize some viewers ????

 

KM

 

From: "Bunny Maddox"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 6:06 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Looks around to see who is watching and quickly

removes fly strips.

 

From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 6:46 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

ahhhh haaaa.............

WE have one right here !!!!

 

Bunny Bunny Bunny...........!

(head shaking sadly)

 

KM

 

From: "Bunny Maddox"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 7:43 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

What can I say I didn't know any better.

 

From: "maggie"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:35 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

You can't do that. I have two fly strips hanging.

 

From: "mammyyokum"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 1:29 PM

Subject: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Sorry, but PeTA's apparently already gotten into saving the lives of

insects and vermin and to protect them from "suffering".

 

From: "Indy"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 1:39 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Yes, but you know what PEta's idea of saving is, don't you? Be on the

lookout for tons of dead flies at a dumpster near you!

 

-Indy

 

From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 2:29 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

 

Good to know Maggie.

We will use YOUR home to make our tragic video !!!

Then we will show it on tv.

 

You're in trouble now.

 

KM